Brigandry on the High Road
traditional
Originally dispatched July 21, 2004
Brian and the Alberts resumed their journeyings well-weighted with riches,
and with a precious letter of introduction in Brian's saddlebag. Apparently
Matthew, a neighboring king, was looking for a new chancellor; with the letter
of introduction Brian hoped to be considered as a candidate. The riches he had
gained so far were considerable, but could easily be lost once again.
This point was proved all too clearly when the trio was set upon by brigands
on their second day out. Although the twins were excellent fighters, the
attackers numbered more than a dozen. The fracas was over all too soon, and they
would have been put to the sword at once if one of the attackers hadn't suddenly
said, "Hoy! That's Brian the Brain, that is! Wot in ell's name is you doin out
here with all this loot? Here I thought you was a softy!"
The brigands turned out to be a contingent from the prison. In gratitude for
previous services rendered they didn't slit their victim's throats, but they
certainly didn't offer to return the riches. Or the letter, on which Brian had
placed so much hope.
Instead they promptly began quarrelling over the considerable treasure in the
saddlebags. Unlike the first bag of gold, the prince's reward was made up of a
wide variety of jewels, coins, and baubles that were not easily divided. After
observing the heating tempers for a couple minutes, Brian called out with an
offer to find a way to divide the treasure to the satisfaction of all, in return
for the letter of introduction. After a brief discussion the group's leader
agreed.
After Brian gave his solution, however, one of the brigands growled out "Once
I get me cut, I'm not givin up one copper to no one else." There were mutters of
agreement, and it looked like things were going to turn nasty.
Bert broke in that he had another solution. He assured them that in this
solution no man would have to see his share shrink and shrink. At first the men
were dubious, but in the end they agreed that his way of dividing the treasure
was satisfactory and the settled down to divvy it up.
What were these two ways of fairly dividing the treasure? Both are, in fact,
completely fair even if Brian's scheme is not so psychologically appealing.
Solution
Last updated September 15, 2004
by Annaka
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